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This is Absolutely NOT a Giveaway, Whatever You Do, Do NOT ENTER (Super Duper Serious Post)

You may have heard of a cabal of fantasy authors in the indie space. Rumors of folks banding together to promote their books and other vile things. A Cabal, if you will.

Well I’m here to tell you that there’s no such thing. And there’s certainly no giveaways happening either. Absolutely no giveaways whatsoever. The notion is preposterous, just as silly as MKUltra, or the ridiculous notion that Mars brand candy bars were *snickers*, invented by actual martians in Topeka, Kansas in 1921 with fission chocolate. I mean, who would believe something so ridiculous?

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THIS IS FAKE NEWS, LOOK AWAY

Anyway, don’t click this link. I’m dead serious, there’s nothing good there, especially not free books. Or mars bars. There is no “cabal.” folks. No bizarre cult of fantasy authors giving away free books and stealing your scarecrows at night.

Go back to sleep.

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